Meet Steve's Brother, Steve
Steve's Brother, Steve is a master of the obscure. He's been studying the ancient art of Extreme Pong for over 10 years and has mastered the perfect serve.
His skills include:
- Expert-level Pong skills
- Ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting
- Proficiency in the art of napping
Steve's Brother, Steve is available for hire. His rates are as follows:
- Pong lessons: $50 per hour
- Pizza-eating contests: $100 per hour (minimum 5 hours)
- Napping consulting: $200 per day (minimum 2 days)