Steves's Snack Sanctuary

Welcome to the most esteemed repository of Steves's snacking preferences!

Snack of the Month: Doritos

It's the crispiest, the tastiest, the most majestically orange of snacks. Don't @ me.

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Snack of the Century: Cheetos

It's the only snack that's more addictive than a Steve's sense of humor.

Read the definitive treatise on Cheetos