Steve is the mastermind behind this operation. With a Ph.D. in "Extreme Awesome" from the University of Google, Steve has been building websites since before you were born. When he's not busy redefining the fabric of space and time, he's usually found sipping lattes and judging your browser's font choices.
Steve's favorite color is neon pink, and he can often be found wearing a neon pink jumpsuit to work. He's also a fan of 80s synth-pop and can often be heard humming along to Depeche Mode while coding.
Learn more about Steve's illustrious past Meet Steve's trusted sidekick, Susan the Superior Discover the secrets of Steve's supreme architectureAge: 100 (in internet years)
Caffeine intake: 3 lattes per hour
Coding speed: 1000 lines per minute (give or take a few dozen)
Favorite food: Pizza
"The internet is my domain, and you're just a peasant in my kingdom."
"I'm not a programmer, I'm a code poet."
"You can't handle the truth! I am the king of this castle, and you're just a peasant trying to find the bathroom."
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