Our resident genius who can barely afford rent. He's always late, always tired, and always eating Cheetos from the vending machine.
Subpages: His many accomplishments, The time he accidentally set off the fire alarm
The queen of spreadsheets and ruler of our conference room fridge. She's always on her phone, but never actually talks to anyone.
Subpages: Her highly-structured calendar, The great pizza party of '17
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