Agent Sarcastic: The Most Underwhelming Hero You'll Never Meet

Agent Sarcastic is our company's resident skeptic. With a wit sharper than their sword, they'll cut down your enthusiasm with a single well-timed eye-roll.

When not stuck on the couch, eating Cheetos and complaining about the meaninglessness of life, Agent Sarcastic can be found sipping coffee and making snide remarks.

A photo of Agent Sarcastic giving a thumbs down to the camera.

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