Our fearless leader and master of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, Captain Jack Johnson is a 6'2" tall, 280-pound force of nature with an unyielding commitment to clashing colors and sharp typography. He's been known to single-handedly redesign entire websites in the span of one afternoon, leaving a trail of destruction and poorly-chosen color schemes in his wake.
Meet Queen Lola Springs, our resident font connoisseur and font- hoarder. Meet Dave, our coding wizard who's been alive since 1992 and still uses Notepad 98. Meet Mrs. Percy, our team's chief site-building officer and self-proclaimed expert on everything.