Colonel Smith's Team Projects

Welcome to our team's page! We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals working on various projects.

Project: "Bureaucrap"

Our latest endeavor: a system for generating infinite paperwork.

Project: "Infini-Toast"

A system for generating endless toasts to serve at corporate events.

Stay tuned for more updates on our projects! And, of course, our inevitable takeover of the world.