Muddy Brother Brock's Relationship Status

Brock's Love Life: A Muddled Mess

Current Status: In a state of perpetual confusion, like the muddy waters of the nearby river.

Last Kiss: A Tale of Uncertainty Romantic Mishaps: A Collection of Near-Misses

Relationship Stats:

• Number of exes: ∞
• Average relationship duration: 3.14 minutes
• Current partner: None (but there's hope)

Quoted from Muddy Brother's own words:

"Relationships are like the muddy river of life; they're messy, unpredictable, and you never really know what's lurking beneath the surface."