Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on Fruit-Torsion Dynamics, has spent years studying the curious case of the pineapple as a slinky.
Meet Dr. Bottomsworth- Has a 100% success rate of making people question its life choices
- Requires a 300% more maintenance than any other fruit-based slinky
- Has been known to cause existential dread in at least 7 out of 10 fruit enthusiasts