Welcome, friend! Sister Suzie here, queen of the kitchen and ruler of the land of absurdity. I'm the one who keeps the fridge stocked with an endless supply of artisanal pickles and single-serve packets of wasabi mayonnaise.
When I'm not busy ruling the kingdom, I'm usually found sipping tea and judging the local farmers' market for its lack of properly arranged vegetables.
Here are some of my favorite things: