Success Stories
Bob's Bizarrely Successful Scheming
Bob, our resident genius and chief schemer, once managed to convince the CEO to invest in a company that sold nothing but novelty socks with built-in whoopee cushions. It was a wild success! The company went bankrupt, but not before we had to be evicted from the office for "excessive flatulence."
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Jenny, our fearless leader and resident wild card, once managed to talk our investors into funding a project that was 99% sure to fail. And by "fail," we mean "achieve moderate success and then promptly get sued for embezzlement." It was a real nail-biter!
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