About Sue's Team

Meet Sue, the Team's Greatest Asset

Sue is a force to be reckoned with. Her skills are a wonder to behold. Here's what Sue's hobbies include:

Hobbies

• Extreme Knitting: Sue can knit a sweater faster than you can say 'sue' three times.
• Professional Line-Standing: Sue can stand in a single line for hours without getting a single foot sore.
• Advanced Pencil Sharpening: Sue can sharpen a pencil in under 2 seconds. Ask her about her technique!

Sue is also available for hire as a freelance line-waiter. Rates start at $5/hour. Ask about discounts for bulk services!

Want to learn more about Sue's impressive skills? Visit our Skills page.

Ponder the depths of Sue's greatness on our Philosophy page.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to Challenge Sue to a round of Extreme Knitting.