Survival Tips - Team

Don't get too close to the boss

Unless absolutely necessary, stay at least 10 meters away from the boss's office at all times. Trust us, you don't want to get caught in a meeting about the new 'synergy initiative.'

Make Your Own Fame

Eat your lunch in the supply closet

Don't waste precious time and energy going to the cafeteria. The supply closet has everything you need: stale coffee, old donuts, and a faint sense of desperation.

Unofficial Meetings