The Neo-Brutalist Tea-Rangers

Welcome to the most esteemed and feared team in the galaxy. We're the ones who keep the universe's tea cups from getting too full.

Roberto the Tea Master

Our fearless leader and the most skilled tea leaf reader in the cosmos.

Zed the Robot

Our resident tea-pouring, space-sipping robot. He's got more than a few screws loose.

Luna the Astrobiologist

Our team's go-to expert on all things space-dwelling, tea-sipping, and slightly-alien.

Want to join our team? Don't. We're already full. But feel free to apply for our internships. We'll get back to you... eventually.

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