Lead Developer: Zorvath 'Zorvathius' P. McSplodeyface
Zorvath is our team lead and the mastermind behind our questionable design choices. He's been coding since before you were born, but probably not as long as our codebase has been in maintenance mode.
When not stuck in meetings or arguing with his cat, Zorvath enjoys extreme ironing, writing bad poetry, and optimizing CSS for maximum pixel-perfection.
Meet his trusty sidekick, Balthazar See who designed this mess, Blerg