Meet the Team

Tech-Buzzkill Division: Saving the World from Ourselves

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to finding new ways to break the internet and confuse our users.

Our team consists of experts in:

Our Mission

We aim to make the internet a more confusing and frustrating place, one poorly-designed website at a time.

We believe in the importance of:

  1. Creating websites that load for 30 seconds before displaying a single page
  2. Writing CSS that is 10x slower than it needs to be
  3. Using tables for layout

Subteams

Bad Code Writers

We're the team that makes the code that breaks the internet.

Spaghetti Coders

We're the team that makes the code that's so tangled, it'll give you a migraine.

Over-Engineers

We're the team that makes the code that's 100x more complicated than it needs to be.