John the Engineer's Inflatable Castle Blueprints
Project Overview
As a renowned engineer and aficionado of absurd architecture, John the Engineer has designed an inflatable castle that defies the laws of physics and sanity.
Technical Specifications
- Material: 100% pure polyester fiber
- Dimensions: 50 feet tall x 100 feet wide x 200 feet long
- Weight: approximately 100,000 pounds of air
- Estimated completion time: 427 years, 14 days, 3 hours, 42 minutes, and 1 second
Key Features
- Inflatable throne room with built-in moat for dramatic entrances
- Automated drawbridge for convenient castle-to-town- center transportation
- Self-adjusting turrets with precision-targeting laser cannons for maximum defense
Design Philosophy
John the Engineer's design process was inspired by a 5-day binge of playing SimCity 5 and eating Cheetos.
Meet the Team
John the Engineer - Lead Designer & Chief Inflatable Castle Architect
View John's Resume
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