Welcome to the Inflatable Castle tech support department, where the air is thick with genius and the coffee is always strong. I'm John the Engineer, your go-to guy for all things techy.
Our team of roboticists have been working tirelessly to bring forth the Inflatable Castle's latest masterpiece: Inflatibot, the robotic inflatable castle-maintainer. Still in beta, but trust me, it's a real game changer.
We're talking fiber-optic cables, John. Fiber-optic cables. It's a real thing, I swear. Our team is working around the clock to bring the internet to the people, and by people, I mean the moat-dwelling goblins.
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