Alex's Achievements

Chief Technology Officer

Notable Achievements:

Single-handedly kept the coffee machine from breaking down for a record 3 days straight.
Successfully implemented the "Nap Time" feature in the office software, increasing productivity by 0.5%.
Accidentally deleted the company database, but recovered all data within 2 hours. (Close enough, right?!)
Won "Best Use of Comic Sans in a Resume Font" award in 2018.

Other notable mentions include:

Bested the company record for most consecutive hours spent playing Solitaire.
Built the world's first functional, albeit slightly wobbly, bridge out of office supplies.
Successfully convinced the CEO to install a foosball table in the break room.

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