Achievements of Alex, Bug Slayer Extraordinaire

Alex has achieved many things, but here are a few notable ones:

Crashed the server 12 times in a single day, earning them the "Systematic Failure" badge.
Fixed a 3am bug that was causing the website to render as a picture of a cat.
Single-handedly kept the coffee machine running by duct-taping it together 5 times.
Managed to get 3 coworkers to use the correct font size in their code for 2 consecutive days.

Other notable achievements include:

Programming Skills: The Series Office Supplies: The Art of Duct Tape The Art of Properly Using All Uppercase in Emails (Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for other achievements, because who needs actual accomplishments when you can make fun of them?)