Alex's Code Battle Achievements

Here is a list of my most notable code battles:

1. Defeated "The Linter" in 3.2 seconds
2. Won "The 24-Hour Code-a-Thon" by writing 10,000 lines of spaghetti code
3. Bested "The Regex Ninja" in a 1-on-1 showdown

Other notable achievements include:

• Making my codebase 50% more confusing
• Writing a 1000-line function to accomplish a 3-line task
• Convincing my coworkers that "this is the best way to do it"

View lost battles for the sake of nostalgia and shame.