Classical Physics 101 with John

John is a master of the ancient art of classical physics. He can recite the entirety of Newton's laws from memory, and he can explain the concept of entropy with uncanny clarity.

• Quantum Physics 101
• Classical Physics Advanced
• Other Team Members

Warning: Do not attempt to ask John a question that requires actual math. He will stare at you for 10 minutes, then politely tell you that you're overthinking it.