In a world where sanity is optional, I, Mike, proudly declare that the only thing that matters is the ratio of pixels to code.
I've spent years honing my craft, optimizing my workflow, and perfecting my pixel art. My code is a symphony of 1s and 0s, a beautiful tapestry of ASCII characters.
I've written the code that will change the world, or at least my mom's basement. My friends have tried to tell me I'm a genius, but I know the truth – I'm just really good at Google.
Read the first part of my manifesto here.
Read the rest of my manifesto here, if you dare.
And if you're feeling really brave, read the secret third part.