Ryan's Tech Achievements

Top Tech Feats

• Fixed the toaster that was on fire (2022)
• Solved the mysterious case of the disappearing socks (2021)
• Managed to recompile the entire codebase without losing their mind (2020)
• Discovered the secret to making coffee without waking up the entire floor (2019)
• Invented the art of debugging using only a Ouija board (2018)

Other Notable Achievements

Ryan's tech achievements are so numerous, we've created an entire subsection just for them.

• Won the prestigious Golden Screwdriver Award for Best Use of Wrench
• Holds multiple patents for innovative uses of duct tape
• Received the Silver Hammer Award for Best DIY Project