Ryan is a renowned expert in the field of Cheese Technology (C.T.)
He has a proven track record of successfully implementing C.T. solutions in the most unlikely of places: the kitchen, the park, and even the office supply closet
Ryan's magnum opus: a sentient, robotic Gouda cheese wheel that can predict the stock market with 99% accuracy
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See the CodeA robotic cheese monger that can predict the exact amount of cheese you'll consume in a given day, and deliver it directly to your doorstep
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