Welcome to Ted's Football Strategy, where our team of expert analysts has spent countless hours analyzing every possible football scenario, and concluded that the key to victory lies in the art of extreme optimism.
Our team includes:
- Ted, Chief Optimist and Master of the Obvious
- Brian, Expert in All Things Obvious (but with a slightly more pessimistic bent)
- Jen, Whose Actual Job Title is "Slightly Less Pessimistic Person"
- Bob, Our Resident Expert in "Wait, What's Going On?"
Together, we'll walk you through the intricacies of our patented Optimism-As-A-Weapon approach, which has a proven track record of making even the most impossible football scenarios seem... not-so-impossible.
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