Chief Inflatable Officer
Tedetaco is our resident expert on all things inflatable and slightly deflated. He's been known to inflate a party balloon in under 5 seconds.
Vice-Chairman of Inflation and Deflation
Bertrand is a master of the art of contradiction. He can simultaneously inflate and deflate a balloon while reciting the entirety of the phonebook in alphabetical order.
Director of Uninflated Things
Jean-Pierre is our go-to guy for anything that doesn't involve air or buoyancy. He's an expert on the art of deflating expectations.
