Team Terra: We're Not Actually Here

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are not actually here. We're like the Navy SEALs of web development, but without the guns, or the seals.

Meet the Team Our Motto: We're Not Actually Here FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions We're Not Actually Here To Answer

Meet the Team

We have a team of highly trained professionals who are not actually here. We're a team of experts in the field of "Not Being Here".

Mike, Our Team Lead (Not) Chris, Our Team Lead (Still Not)

Our Motto: We're Not Actually Here

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are not actually here. But if you insist on knowing, our motto is: "We're Not Actually Here."

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions We're Not Actually Here To Answer

Q: Are you actually here? A: No. Q: Why not? A: We're not actually here. Q: So, how will you get anything done? A: We're actually here to tell you that we're not actually here.

See our Clarifications on the Matter

Q: What does it mean to be "not actually here"? A: It means we're not actually here. Q: Got it. We're done here, folks.