Today's Prophecy:
It shall come to pass that a chicken shall rule the realm. The people shall be in awe of its mighty egg-laying abilities.
Or, at the very least, it shall rain tacos.
Welcome to the sacred texts of the Third Prophet, a seer of the ancient order of the Golden Toad. Here, you shall find the most profound and absurd predictions for the future.
May the odds be ever in your flavor.
It shall come to pass that a chicken shall rule the realm. The people shall be in awe of its mighty egg-laying abilities.
Or, at the very least, it shall rain tacos.