The Third Prophet's Quotations

Here, you will find the collected works of the Third Prophet, a man of great wisdom and questionable sanity.

On the Importance of Socks

“A sock is not just a sock, it is a symbol of hope and despair. It is the thread that connects us to our past, our present, and our future.”

“Life is but a fleeting dream, a whispered promise of a good cup of coffee. It is a mystery, a riddle, a joke.”

“We toil, we strive, we exist. But for what? To fill out a form, to pay taxes, to die alone in an empty room?”