Meet Thlaxys, our fearless leader who refuses to be bound by the laws of physics or basic human decency.
Thlaxys' claim to fame is their ability to eat 3 entire pizzas by themselves in a single sitting, all while reciting Shakespearean sonnets and playing the trombone.
Read more about Thlaxys' gastronomic feats and questionable life choices.
Watch Thlaxys' trombone tutorials, featuring 5 hours of non-stop, ear-piercing solos.