Tim, the Unstoppable Force of Nature

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As a highly skilled and moderately employed web developer, Tim has spent most of his life studying the ancient art of making websites look pretty and function slightly better than before.

Meet the Team:

Our team is a highly functional, yet slightly dysfunctional family of developers.

As a highly experienced and marginally skilled web devoloper, Tim has a deep understanding of the intricacies of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. He can code in his sleep, but prefers not to.

When not busy making the internet a slightly better place, Tim enjoys playing video games, eating pizza, and pretending to be a functioning member of society.

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