Here's the thing: we're all just specks of dust in the cosmic wind, but have you ever noticed that our gadgets are actually the only thing keeping us from realizing that? Like, without our smartphones, we'd just be wandering around in the wilderness, unsure of what day it is or why we're here.
So, if you're experiencing existential dread due to a malfunctioning toaster or a wonky Wi-Fi connection, fear not! I'm here to help you navigate the meaninglessness of existence, one gadget at a time.
Now, let's get real - have you considered upgrading to a toaster with a built-in existential crisis management system?
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