Tims Trouble-Making Techniques

Here are some expertly-crafted methods for causing chaos and mayhem in your minimalist, cookie-cutter office environment.

1. Microwave Nuke: Place a microwaveable dinner in the break room microwave at 3am. Let the smell linger.
2. Silent but Deadly: Cover all 12 keyboards with layers of packing tape. Watch as coworkers struggle to type out their TPS reports.
3. Phantom Emails: Send 100 identical "Did you see the meeting notes?" emails to your boss's email. Watch as they try to respond to every single one.
4. Overly Complimentary Coloring Book: Leave a used coloring book with every page filled with "You're so awesome!" and "I love you!" in every color of the rainbow on every boss's desk.