Neo-Brutalist University
Department of Door Knob Research
Tom's Advanced Course: Door Knob Hacking 101
Join us for an in-depth look at the art of manipulating door knobs. Learn how to pick, hack, and even paint your own door knobs.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics, from selecting the right type of door knob to advanced techniques like "The Twist of Fate" and "The Knob of Desperation."
Don't get left behind! Join us for a comprehensive course that will leave you feeling like a true master of door knobs.
Course materials include:
- A comprehensive guide to door knob types and their uses
- A history of door knob hacking: from ancient civilizations to modern-day masterminds
- A special bonus chapter on advanced door knob painting techniques
