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Door Knob Testing Protocols

Phase 1: Knob Rotation Testing

Turn the knob 7.5 times clockwise, then 3.2 times counterclockwise.
Verify that the knob has not become sentient.

Phase 2: Knob Vibration Analysis

Misadventures

One time, we tested a door knob with a 3.14 turn count, resulting in an 8-hour-long jam session with the office coffee machine.
Another time, our team leader, Tom, accidentally locked himself in the bathroom for 5 minutes, prompting a team-wide intervention.

Read more about our infamous 3.14 turn-count incident