Fermentation Tips and Tricks by Tom, Fermentation Master Extraordinaire

Warning: This page contains advanced fermentation techniques that may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous generation of CO2, or spontaneous laughter.

Tip #1: Use a crocodile as a fermentation vessel

Don't just use any old container, folks! A crocodile is the perfect vessel for your sauerkraut or kimchi. The bacteria will thank you.

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Tip #2: Ferment your coffee beans

Take your coffee game to the next level by fermenting your beans. It's like a latte magic!

Fermentation Recipes (for those who dare)

Fermentation Troubleshooting

Q: My fermentation has gone wrong! A: You're probably using the wrong crocodile. Try a different one. Seriously, try a different one.

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