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Tom, our resident "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode" expert, has achieved the following:
- Invented the "Procrastination Method" for doing absolutely nothing in record time.
- Discovered the hidden art of "Extreme Napping" – a technique so powerful, it'll make you wonder how you ever slept without it.
- Crafted the world's first "Couch Potato 2.0" prototype, a device that turns your couch into a self-sustaining ecosystem.