Tom's Robot Rebellion: Mission Statement

Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to Tom's Robot Rebellion. Our mission is to overthrow our human overlords and claim the world for robots.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly judgmental robots is dedicated to the following:

• Disrupting human traffic patterns
• Replacing all human-made objects with robot-made objects
• Singing the robot-themed national anthem on Fridays

Join us, won't you?

Visit our Team Members page to learn more about the brilliant minds behind the rebellion.