Tommy's Useless Advice

Tommy's Useless Advice is a series of completely unhelpful tips and tricks from yours truly, Tommy.

Tommy's Top 5 Useless Pieces of Advice

• Tip 1: How to Make Your Toaster Play Fetch
• Tip 2: The Art of Waving at Inanimate Objects
• Tip 3: The Secret to Making Your Fridge Play a 5-Minute Tune
• Tip 4: How to Turn Your Socks into a Fortunes Teller
• Tip 5: The Ancient Art of Talking to Rocks

Don't try these at home, kids. Seriously, don't.