Meet the People Who Are Only Here for the Free Snacks
Our team is a diverse group of individuals who are only here for one reason: the free snacks. We have:
- John, who is only here for the free coffee.
- Jenny, who is only here for the free lunch.
- Bob, who is only here for the free parking.
We're a team of misfits who are only here for the free stuff. If you need help, just ask us, but don't expect us to actually do anything useful.
Our Team Members
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John
- Free Coffee Connoisseur
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Jenny
- Free Lunch Enthusiast
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Bob
- Free Parking Specialist