Valuation Princess

Meet the Team

Our team of experts are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Princesses)

We have:

Roi Ninja - Our resident ninja of ROI calculations
Valuation Vixen - Our sassy valuation expert
CFO King - Our king of finance and accounting

Don't forget to check out our Moat King to see how much our team's valuation skills are worth

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