Meet the Team

Our team of experts has a combined total of 17 years of experience doing things that are completely useless, yet somehow still somehow useful.

Meet Bob

Bob Bob is our lead developer. He's been programming since he was 5 years old, and is still convinced that he's a cyborg.

Meet Jane

Jane Jane is our lead chef. She's been cooking since she was 4, and is still trying to convince us that her "invention" of the 'spaghetti-sandwich' is a legitimate culinary masterpiece.

Meet Chuck

Chuck Chuck is our lead... um, "motivational speaker". He's been giving speeches since he was 6, and is still trying to convince us that his "motivational" techniques are actually working.