Yellow Team: Mission Statement

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to provide top-tier, high-contrast, and slightly-sadistic customer service to the masses. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will work tirelessly to ensure your every request is met with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a pinch of disdain.

Learn more about our story. Meet our fearless leaders. Our motto: "We're not really sure, but we'll figure it out eventually."