Zara-Cosmic Physicist
Zara-Cosmic Physicist is our team's resident expert on all things quantum and cosmic. When not explaining the intricacies of dark matter to confused interns, Zara can be found sipping Earl Grey tea and plotting the perfect equation to unify the laws of physics.
Notable Achievements:
- First to successfully calculate the trajectory of a photon through a black hole using only a TI-89 and a Sharpie
- Developed the Cosmic-Theory of Everything, which, incidentally, only applies to the universe's most minor details
- Won the prestigious Golden Calculator award for most creative use of Excel in a research paper