Meet Zara, the self-proclaimed "Queen of Code." Her team consists of experts in the most obscure programming languages, all united under the banner of making the world a more frustratingly difficult place, one line of code at a time.
Our team members include:
Blinky is the master of the blink tag. With his expertise, your website will never be the same.
Sparky's code is so bright, it'll blind you. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Get a closer look at Sparky's sparkly code
Glitter's code is so full of errors, it'll make you weep with joy.
Witness Glitter's dazzling display of bugs
Fizz is the one who will drive you crazy with her infinite loops.