About the Sparkspanner Team
We're a team of highly qualified, slightly unhinged individuals who have been tasked with the monumental job of serving up the most absurd and bewildering web content on the planet.
Meet Zara
Zara Sparkspanner is our fearless leader. When not busy leading the team to certain doom, she can be found sipping lattes and judging people's life choices.
Meet Blerg
Blerg is our resident genius. When not busy solving world hunger with his vast intellect, he's probably arguing with Zara about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Meet Ploot
Ploot is our lovable oaf. When not busy eating all the snacks, he's probably trying to 'reorganize' the office supplies into a more 'efficient' layout.