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Founder, CEO, and Chief Beard Whisperer
Background: A 10-year veteran of the tech industry, with a beard that's been growing for 20. Has a Ph.D. in Computer Science, but only uses it to pick up girls.
Learn more about ZebCertified Intern, Coffee Connoisseur, and occasional contributor to the team's sanity
Brian's been with us for 5 years and has a proven track record of breaking things, but only occasionally fixing them.
Read about Brian's impressive resumeMembers: 2 (but we're hiring!)
Beard length: 27.5 inches (and growing)
Years of experience: 10 (but who's counting?)