Zingingleader's Guide to Being a Supreme Leader

Chapter 1: The Art of Making Impossible Demands

As a Supreme Leader, you have the power to demand anything. Anything at all. Like, have you ever demanded a pony? It's a great way to test the mettle of your underlings. Learn more about the underlings' response to impossible demands.

Chapter 2: The Science of Sycophancy

Sycophancy is the art of making your underlings love you. And by "love," we mean "fear" or "awe" or "utter terror." Explore the different levels of sycophancy.

Chapter 3: The Philosophy of Procrastination

As a Supreme Leader, you are a master of the art of doing nothing. In fact, you're so good at it, you've been awarded the Nobel Prize in Procrastination. Learn more about the techniques of procrastination.

Chapter 4: The History of Zingingleaders Past

The Zingingleaders have been ruling the land with an iron fist... er, pen... for centuries. Learn more about our illustrious history in The Chronicles of Zingingleaders.

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