About Zingpocket

We are Zingpocket, the world's premier experts in the art of doing nothing.

Our Team

Zingpocket-Rita, CEO & Chief Procrastinator

Zingpocket-Rita is our fearless leader, renowned for her unparalleled ability to do absolutely nothing.

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Dr. Bubbles, Chief Bubbleologist

Dr. Bubbles has spent years studying the art of blowing bubbles with unparalleled dedication and focus.

Read Dr. Bubbles' impressive CV

Professor Pajamas, Chief Pajama Expert

Professor Pajamas holds the record for most hours spent in PJs, with over 10 years of experience.

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